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Chapter 13: Guide on How to Fail at Online Dating - Chapter 13 - What does she have to do with Jing Huan?

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Chapter 13 - What does she have to do with Jing Huan?

The two healers in the party knew each other. They were chatting away happily but upon seeing Xiao Tianjing join, they immediately turned off their mics and stopped talking.

On the contrary, Lu Hang’s interest was piqued. “Hei…why did you call her over?”

Xiang Huaizhi said concisely, “Casually asked.”

Lu Hang sat cross-legged in high spirits.

[Party] Long Road Ahead: Good evening [blows a kiss]

[Party] Long Road Ahead: Have you done the Water Demon instances before?

[Party] Xiao Tianjing: No ei [shuts up]

Jing Huan was telling the truth, he really hadn’t done one before. In the four years since he left the game, NCH had added quite a lot of new instances, and “Water Demon Riot” was one of them.

[Party] Xiao Tianjing: Is this instance very difficult?

[Party] Long Road Ahead: It’s the most difficult instance, but it’s nothing much. You can just breeze through all the small monsters at the start even if you afk, only the BOSS is difficult to kill. If you have a low defense, it’s easy to get killed at one shot.

[Party] Xiao Tianjing: Okie! [touches head]

After Jing Huan replied, he opened up a Water Demon strategy guide and roughly skimmed through it.

Just as Long Road Ahead had said, the little monsters in front were all the Water Demon’s “battle spirits” and weren’t much of a threat. But after they die, they will attach themselves to the Water Demon and strengthen it. A lot of players expressed that it takes ten minutes to clear the small monsters in this instance, but 2 hours to kill the BOSS.

The comments under other strategy guides could only reach up to two digits; only in the Water Demon instance did the comments go up to four digits, and most of them were just asking the game designers to eat shit.

Nevertheless, no matter how difficult it was, it was still just an instance. Five questing characters could still complete it if they worked together, let alone with deploying someone like Yearning For. With this character with them, a party could pass even with four healers.

In the few minutes that Jing Huan was reading the strategy guide, everyone in the party was afk-ing, and no one said a word.

Only the two healers were complaining in PM.

[Friend] Love is For You to Eat: Why did Xiao Tianjing come? I don’t want to do the instance with her at all.

[Friend] Ji Xiaonian: I don’t know either. We’re both healers here, so what’s the use of her coming? To be a cheerleader? [rolls eyes]

[Friend] Love is For You to Eat: And she should be a catfish ba, look at how she’s talking? So freaking fake… [shuts up]

[Friend] Ji Xiaonian: She shouldn’t be. Someone heard her voice before, it was a girl’s. She’s probably just annoying to the extreme.

[Friend] Love is For You to Eat: Those men must have been blind ba? Have they never seen women before? Can’t believe they were deceived by this.

[Friend] Ji Xiaonian: I heard from a friend that the account changed hands. The previous owner didn’t play as well as her.

[Friend] Love is For You to Eat: Not necessarily. If she isn’t a swindler, then why is Idle Pavilion still hunting her? Actually, her plays are just average. In the Yao King quest, it was mostly due to luck + Yearning For knows how to move. In any case, I don’t like her!

[Friend] Ji Xiaonian: Me neither. I can take down ten people who speak like that by myself! Yi, hold on, I suddenly have an idea…

Girls’ goodwill and hostility often emerge in bafflings ways. Jing Huan didn’t know that he had already made enemies in the team. He finished what was left of his popsicle and went back to the game.

[Party] Xiao Tianjing: God of War Gege [peeks out], have you had dinner?

Xiang Huaizhi cast a glance at those words, then looked down and continued texting on WeChat.

“Xiao Tianjing’s looking for you.” When Lu Hang saw this, he couldn’t help but say, “You’re too mean aren’t you, why are you still pretending to afk in this day and age?”

“What do you care.” Xiang Huaizhi didn’t look up.

Lu Hang uttered two tsks and tapped on his keyboard.

[Party] Long Road Ahead: He’s afk-ing and watching a movie [shh]

[Party] Xiao Tianjing: Oh oh, how do you know 0.0

[Party] Long Road Ahead: We’re in the same dorm.

[Party] Xiao Tianjing: Ah, company dorm?

[Party] Long Road Ahead: No, student dorm!

Student dorm?

Jing Huan frowned doubtfully. He remembered that Immortal Mengmeng mentioned before that Yearning For was a 30-year-old uncle?

…or does he just look old?

His friend messages flashed. Jing Huan shook his head and temporarily cast aside his doubts.

[Friend] Vigorous Little Mosquito Repellent: Wow, Meimei!

Jing Huan had cleared his friend list in the past few days, leaving only Yearning For and Vigorous Little Mosquito Repellent behind. Nothing needed to be explained for the former, and as for the latter…

He was pretty interesting, and it wouldn’t be troublesome to just keep him.

[Friend] Xiao Tianjing: [doubtful]

[Friend] Vigorous Little Mosquito Repellent: Aren’t you too wild?

[Friend] Vigorous Little Mosquito Repellent: But you’re super enthusiastic, Gege supports you! Don’t take it to heart! Never mind what others say!

[Friend] Xiao Tianjing: …what are you saying.

[Friend] Vigorous Little Mosquito Repellent: Your confession to Yearning For ah! I saw it all!

Jing Huan was baffled.

He did want to confess…but that was still in the planning phase. With Yearning For’s current attitude, he would have to be crazy to want to go and confess.

[Friend] Xiao Tianjing: I didn’t confess to him ya [surprise], what did you see?

[Friend] Vigorous Little Mosquito Repellent: Can’t be ba, you still don’t know?

[Friend] Vigorous Little Mosquito Repellent: [Shared Link: Broadcast of Xiao Tianjing’s heartfelt feelings!]

Just by looking at the title alone, Jing Huan felt like it didn’t seem quite right.

He clicked on the video, and the moment he saw the conversation clearly, an indescribable sense of embarrassment immediately sprouted from the bottom of his feet and rushed straight to the top of his head!

Fuck!!

Why did his chat record with Immortal Mengmeng appear here???!!!

Jing Huan was stunned silly in an instant, and he was so shocked by his bold speech in the video that he felt a tingling sensation on his scalp.

And the worst thing was that this video was edited. Only his words could be seen, while Immortal Mengmeng’s replies had all been edited out.

After a while, Jing Huan gradually snapped out of his daze and drank a sip of water while he was still in this panicked state.

Calm down, you must calm down. There were only a few hundred views for this video, and more than half of them mostly just came to watch a show. There probably weren’t a lot of people in the game who knew about it, let alone Yearning For.

He could only leave it up to luck as he glanced at the game.

[Party] Long Road Ahead: What about you, Xiao Tianjing? How old are you? In school too?

[Party] Long Road Ahead: Hello?

[Party] Long Road Ahead: [doubtful] Are you ignoring me because I’m not bad enough?

Jing Huan, “…………”

Fuck!!

I’m going to kill Immortal Mengmeng!!!

Xiang Huaizhi saw that sentence and frowned. “Are you too bored? Must you mention that?”

“Just teasing her ma…” Lu Hang said, “Don’t you think she’s pretty interesting? Gamer girls are getting fiercer and fiercer nowadays, and when they get into a fight, it can be considered the war of the century. Such cute girls like Jingjing are a rare breed.” Seeing as how the little fairy fox kept silent, Lu Hang muttered, “Ai but, why did she afk halfway through chatting too?”

Of course Jing Huan wasn’t afk-ing. He bolted from his computer and ran to the toilet to wash his face.

That video was too shameful, even his cheeks were burning. He didn’t really feel it when he was pretending to be a girl and acting cute in front of Yearning For, but when that chat record was suddenly put in front of his face…

He even doubted whether he had been possessed by some other soul back then.

Right after using a towel to wipe his face, his phone rang. It was a special notification from Weibo.

Jing Huan’s Weibo was a wasteland; it was full of dumb remarks that he had published when he was younger. He was too lazy to make a new one, but he was also too lazy to delete this one. He had a few dozen people he was following on his account, and they were all his friends. The only one he specially followed is his Jie, Liang Ran.

He quickly opened his Weibo.

【Liang Ran: Everything will get better. [photo]】

The photo was a picture she took of the sea; it was azure blue and calm without any ripples.

Jing Huan immediately liked it and commented on it.

【Mancheng No.1 High School’s Boss: [hugs][hugs]】

Liang Ran replied very quickly.

【Liang Ran: [crying]】

Jing Huan looked at the tears on the yellow emoticon and recalled Liang Ran’s haggard figure when she passed through the security checkpoint, and he instantly stamped a few times on that tiny bit of emotion he had felt just now. Then he buried it and sealed it up tight.

He sat back at his computer desk and threw his phone aside.

[Party] Xiao Tianjing: Aaahh sorry, I went to the toilet just now…fortunately we haven’t started killing the BOSS yet. QAQ

[Party] Xiao Tianjing: Long Road Ahead you meanie, why must you mention that!! [anger][blushes]

[Party] Xiao Tianjing: …don’t tell me God of War Gege saw that video too? Ah I don’t want to live anymore! [covers face and shrieks][crying]

Jing Huan selected all the expressions for acting cute in the game and sent them all out.

Embarrassment? Shame? Bashfulness?

They don’t exist.

The one confessing passionately in the video was Xiao Tianjing, what does she have to do with Jing Huan?

Juurensha: Awwww, I’m glad his Jie is feeling better (although when she hears what Huanhuan is up to, she might laugh until she falls over)

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Guide on How to Fail at Online Dating — Chapters

Ch.1 Guide on How to Fail at Online Dating - Chapter 1 - Send me the link for your voice changer Jun 6 Ch.2 Guide on How to Fail at Online Dating - Chapter 2 - Your Father's Coming Jun 6 Ch.3 Guide on How to Fail at Online Dating - Chapter 3 - Xiao Tianjing Jun 6 Ch.4 Guide on How to Fail at Online Dating - Chapter 4 - Don't be a swindler in your next life Jun 6 Ch.5 Guide on How to Fail at Online Dating - Chapter 5 - I'm really easy to kill! I won't fight back! Jun 6 Ch.6 Guide on How to Fail at Online Dating - Chapter 6 - God of War Gege! Help me aahhhhhhh—— Jun 6 Ch.7 Guide on How to Fail at Online Dating - Chapter 7 - Ai, Gege is still so handsome even when you’re not talking QvQ Jun 6 Ch.8 Guide on How to Fail at Online Dating - Chapter 8 - On the day of the big wedding, Yearning For escaped with his new flame, while Xiao Tianjing ran away with all the betrothal gifts Jun 6 Ch.9 Guide on How to Fail at Online Dating - Chapter 9 - If I fall, run away Jun 6 Ch.10 Guide on How to Fail at Online Dating - Chapter 10 - Your mother must see an increase in prices whenever she buys groceries! Jun 6 Ch.11 Guide on How to Fail at Online Dating - Chapter 11 - In my heart, I already belong to Xiang Gege Jun 6 Ch.12 Guide on How to Fail at Online Dating - Chapter 12 - Yearning For must have tipped off Xiao Tianjing Jun 6 Ch.13 Guide on How to Fail at Online Dating - Chapter 13 - What does she have to do with Jing Huan? ← Current Jun 6 Ch.14 Guide on How to Fail at Online Dating - Chapter 14 - I’m suChapter a sissy. Jun 6 Ch.15 Guide on How to Fail at Online Dating - Chapter 15 - Gege can you add me when you’re in a good mood? T.T Jun 6 Ch.16 Guide on How to Fail at Online Dating - Chapter 16 - If it wasn’t because I can’t kill you, I would’ve fucking fallen out with you long ago. Jun 6 Ch.17 Guide on How to Fail at Online Dating - Chapter 17 - You cannot lie about my sexual orientation in front of my beloved! Jun 6 Ch.18 Guide on How to Fail at Online Dating - Chapter 18 - Friends first, sister next, then finally as a sweetheart yes. Jun 6 Ch.19 Guide on How to Fail at Online Dating - Chapter 19 - May not have big eyes, but he’s pretty flippant. Jun 6 Ch.20 Guide on How to Fail at Online Dating - Chapter 20 - Love Token Jun 6 Ch.21 Guide on How to Fail at Online Dating - Chapter 21 - Have you not woken up yet? Jun 6 Ch.22 Guide on How to Fail at Online Dating - Chapter 22 - Slag guy, you’re heartless. Jun 6 Ch.23 Guide on How to Fail at Online Dating - Chapter 23 - The more scummy a guy is, the more she likes him. Jun 6 Ch.24 Guide on How to Fail at Online Dating - Chapter 24 - I will always love slag men! Jun 6 Ch.25 Guide on How to Fail at Online Dating - Chapter 25 - Your Xiang Gege Jun 6 Ch.26 Guide on How to Fail at Online Dating - Chapter 26 - This slag man! Is starting to unleash his charm! Jun 6 Ch.27 Guide on How to Fail at Online Dating - Chapter 27 - You’re a good guy I don’t deserve, hope you find another one who serves. Jun 6 Ch.28 Guide on How to Fail at Online Dating - Chapter 28 - If that really won’t do, we can get married first and fall in love later instead. Jun 6 Ch.29 Guide on How to Fail at Online Dating - Chapter 29 - Let’s add eaChapter other on WeChat? Jun 6 Ch.30 Guide on How to Fail at Online Dating - Chapter 30 - Beautiful roses all have thorns. Jun 6 Ch.31 Guide on How to Fail at Online Dating - Chapter 31 - “Are you happy being a mistress?” Jun 6 Ch.32 Guide on How to Fail at Online Dating - Chapter 32 - Wrap “Xiao Tianjing” in fish roe sauce. Jun 6 Ch.33 Guide on How to Fail at Online Dating - Chapter 33 - A married couple title with Gege. Jun 6 Ch.34 Guide on How to Fail at Online Dating - Chapter 34 - Xiao Tianjing’s insane, she really participated in the singing contest! Jun 6 Ch.35 Guide on How to Fail at Online Dating - Chapter 35 - My love for Xiang Gege! Will never change!!! Jun 6 Ch.36 Guide on How to Fail at Online Dating - Chapter 36 - Will Gege reply me? Jun 6 Ch.37 Guide on How to Fail at Online Dating - Chapter 37 - Did Gege find a new Meimei in the mountains? Jun 6 Ch.38 Guide on How to Fail at Online Dating - Chapter 38 - I’m going to print out the picture and paste it on my bed’s headboard. Jun 6 Ch.39 Guide on How to Fail at Online Dating - Chapter 39 - Ding! Jun 6 Ch.40 Guide on How to Fail at Online Dating - Chapter 40 - Gege Jun 6 Ch.41 Guide on How to Fail at Online Dating - Chapter 41 - You’re Yearning For...You’re Gege Jun 6 Ch.42 Guide on How to Fail at Online Dating - Chapter 42 - How can I add WeChat from Other Men Jun 6 Ch.43 Guide on How to Fail at Online Dating - Chapter 43 - I will guard Gege’s health bar! Jun 6 Ch.44 Guide on How to Fail at Online Dating - Chapter 44 - Senior, quickly, high five! Jun 6 Ch.45 Guide on How to Fail at Online Dating - Chapter 45 - Don't misunderstand Gege, it's a female friend > 0 Jun 6 Ch.46 Guide on How to Fail at Online Dating - Chapter 46 - Xiao Jingjing has already run away with someone else!!! Jun 6 Ch.47 Guide on How to Fail at Online Dating - Chapter 47 - Gege, what day should our wedding be? Jun 6 Ch.48 Guide on How to Fail at Online Dating - Chapter 48 - The person I’m pursuing isn’t that great Jun 6 Ch.49 Guide on How to Fail at Online Dating - Chapter 49 - Your main job is being a slag man, but your side gig is being a doctor, is that right?! Jun 6 Ch.50 Guide on How to Fail at Online Dating - Chapter 50 - Killing people Jun 6 Ch.51 Guide on How to Fail at Online Dating - Chapter 51 - I will take responsibility for your affections Jun 6 Ch.52 Guide on How to Fail at Online Dating - Chapter 52 - Baby Jun 6 Ch.53 Guide on How to Fail at Online Dating - Chapter 53 - Ge, you smell really sweet Jun 6 Ch.54 Guide on How to Fail at Online Dating - Chapter 54 - This person was actually straddling two boats Jun 6 Ch.55 Guide on How to Fail at Online Dating - Chapter 55 - I think of you as a friend Jun 6 Ch.56 Guide on How to Fail at Online Dating - Chapter 56 - Could I be your ancestor, damnit Jun 6 Ch.57 Guide on How to Fail at Online Dating - Chapter 57 - Behind every successful man, there can only be one Meimei. Jun 6 Ch.58 Guide on How to Fail at Online Dating - Chapter 58 - WhiChapter girl in our class do you like? Jun 6 Ch.59 Guide on How to Fail at Online Dating - Chapter 59 - The person he likes is me. Jun 6 Ch.60 Guide on How to Fail at Online Dating - Chapter 60 - My Gege is the best in the world! Jun 6 Ch.61 Guide on How to Fail at Online Dating - Chapter 61 - Are you actually jealous? >0< Jun 6 Ch.62 Guide on How to Fail at Online Dating - Chapter 62 - I like you. Jun 6 Ch.63 Guide on How to Fail at Online Dating - Chapter 63 - I'm here, so no one can kill you. Jun 6 Ch.64 Guide on How to Fail at Online Dating - Chapter 64 - Stay away from Laozi, thank you very much. Jun 6 Ch.65 Guide on How to Fail at Online Dating - Chapter 65 - Didn’t you say you want to be my little widow? Jun 6 Ch.66 Guide on How to Fail at Online Dating - Chapter 66 - Don’t really want to pursue them anymore. Jun 6 Ch.67 Guide on How to Fail at Online Dating - Chapter 67 - When do you want to get married? Jun 6 Ch.68 Guide on How to Fail at Online Dating - Chapter 68 - You have obtained the title of “Yearning For’s Wife.” Jun 6 Ch.69 Guide on How to Fail at Online Dating - Chapter 69 - Because I like you. Jun 6 Ch.70 Guide on How to Fail at Online Dating - Chapter 70 - Newlyweds moving into a new house, and you also want to come along? Jun 6 Ch.71 Guide on How to Fail at Online Dating - Chapter 71 - Why did this Ge give me money once again!!! Jun 6 Ch.72 Guide on How to Fail at Online Dating - Chapter 72 - Help me warm up. Jun 6 Ch.73 Guide on How to Fail at Online Dating - Chapter 73 - Do you think she wants me for my fame or my money? Jun 6 Ch.74 Guide on How to Fail at Online Dating - Chapter 74 - Do you want to meet? Jun 6 Ch.75 Guide on How to Fail at Online Dating - Chapter 75 - The three family members were joyous and harmonious Jun 6 Ch.76 Guide on How to Fail at Online Dating - Chapter 76 - Team member Xiao Tianjing is pregnant. Jun 6 Ch.77 Guide on How to Fail at Online Dating - Chapter 77 - Worthy of the God of War, a real man. Jun 6 Ch.78 Guide on How to Fail at Online Dating - Chapter 78 - Made the other person’s belly big Jun 6 Ch.79 Guide on How to Fail at Online Dating - Chapter 79 - Was it too late for him to go die now Jun 6 Ch.80 Guide on How to Fail at Online Dating - Chapter 80 - A cold person like Xiang Huaizhi actually liked loli voices!!! Jun 6 Ch.81 Guide on How to Fail at Online Dating - Chapter 81 - It was hard to confess, but cowering back was easy enough. Jun 6 Ch.82 Guide on How to Fail at Online Dating - Chapter 82 - Did Jing Huan add your WeChat? Jun 6 Ch.83 Guide on How to Fail at Online Dating - Chapter 83 - Now you know to call me Gege? Jun 6 Ch.84 Guide on How to Fail at Online Dating - Chapter 84 - They said that they saw Senior Xiang come out of your rental building at 12 a.m. Jun 6 Ch.85 Guide on How to Fail at Online Dating - Chapter 85 - We’re also two people. Jun 6 Ch.86 Guide on How to Fail at Online Dating - Chapter 86 - Only him and Xiang Huaizhi in the corridor Jun 6 Ch.87 Guide on How to Fail at Online Dating - Chapter 87 - Dating online? Jun 6 Ch.88 Guide on How to Fail at Online Dating - Chapter 88 - Make her stop harassing your husband. Jun 6 Ch.89 Guide on How to Fail at Online Dating - Chapter 89 - You've mistaken the person for someone else ba?? Jun 6 Ch.90 Guide on How to Fail at Online Dating - Chapter 90 - Jing Huan felt like... It seemed that he had been bent Jun 6 Ch.91 Guide on How to Fail at Online Dating - Chapter 91 - Xiao Jing ya: I fucking gave birth prematurely!!! Jun 6 Ch.92 Guide on How to Fail at Online Dating - Chapter 92 - Hold hands for a bit? Jun 6 Ch.93 Guide on How to Fail at Online Dating - Chapter 93 - ... Jie. Jun 6 Ch.94 Guide on How to Fail at Online Dating - Chapter 94 - Merry Christmas Jun 6 Ch.95 Guide on How to Fail at Online Dating - Chapter 95 - From "Just Be Happy”, back to the original period. Jun 6 Ch.96 Guide on How to Fail at Online Dating - Chapter 96 - The divorce application has been registered successfully. Jun 6 Ch.97 Guide on How to Fail at Online Dating - Chapter 97 - But now that he’d killed him, his heart didn’t feel that happy. Jun 6 Ch.98 Guide on How to Fail at Online Dating - Chapter 98 - This Xiao Xiangjing, I just hooked it. Do you want it? Jun 6 Ch.99 Guide on How to Fail at Online Dating - Chapter 99 - I thought that girls had come to our boy’s dorm to make confessions. Jun 6 Ch.100 Guide on How to Fail at Online Dating - Chapter 100 - You kissed me twice. Jun 6 Ch.101 Guide on How to Fail at Online Dating - Chapter 101 - I'm pursuing you ah, Gege. Jun 6 Ch.102 Guide on How to Fail at Online Dating - Chapter 102 - Then, I'll let you return the remaining half right now… If it’s convenient for you. Jun 6 Ch.103 Guide on How to Fail at Online Dating - Chapter 103 - Staying calm in the face of danger was the mark of a true man! Jun 6 Ch.104 Guide on How to Fail at Online Dating - Chapter 104 - They’re hard to catch. Jun 6 Ch.105 Guide on How to Fail at Online Dating - Chapter 105 - The young lord is generous, and Xiao Jing is unable to repay his kindness. Jun 6 Ch.106 Guide on How to Fail at Online Dating - Chapter 106 - I like you. Jun 6 Ch.107 Guide on How to Fail at Online Dating - Chapter 107 - I’m greedy for your body and I’m not that good of a person Jun 6 Ch.108 Guide on How to Fail at Online Dating - Chapter 108 - Three huge letters displayed on his voice changer—OFF Jun 6 Ch.109 Guide on How to Fail at Online Dating - Chapter 109 - I like to listen to him act spoiled with me. Jun 6 Ch.110 Guide on How to Fail at Online Dating - Chapter 110 - What else do you want to ask? Go on. Jun 6 Ch.111 Guide on How to Fail at Online Dating - Chapter 111 - Boyfriend Jun 6 Ch.112 Guide on How to Fail at Online Dating - Chapter 112 - Where did he find the courage to ask my husband out? Jun 6 Ch.113 Guide on How to Fail at Online Dating - Chapter 113 - Come out and meet me, pure male college student. Jun 6 Ch.114 Guide on How to Fail at Online Dating - Chapter 114 - Bros who understand will type the word in the group chat. Jun 6 Ch.115 Guide on How to Fail at Online Dating - Chapter 115 - Rest assured, for making me your first love ba, this great lord will treat you well. Jun 6 Ch.116 Guide on How to Fail at Online Dating - Chapter 116 - It’s still happier dating as adults. :) Jun 6 Ch.117 Guide on How to Fail at Online Dating - Chapter 117 - Finale Jun 6 Ch.118 Guide on How to Fail at Online Dating - Chapter 118 - Extra #1 Jun 6 Ch.119 Guide on How to Fail at Online Dating - Chapter 119 - Extra #2 Jun 6 Ch.120 Guide on How to Fail at Online Dating - Chapter 120 - Extra 3 Jun 6